Ngerjain Polisi

Woman   : Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer : Ma’am, you were speeding.
Woman   : Oh, I see.
Officer : Can I see your license please?
Woman   : I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer : Don’t have one?
Woman   : Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer : I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman   : I can’t do that.
Officer : Why not?
Woman   : I stole this car.
Officer : Stole it?
Woman   : Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer : You what?
Woman   : His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want 
          to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car 
and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. 
A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half 
drawn gun.

Officer2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman   : Is there a problem sir?
Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car 
          and murdered the owner.
Woman   : Murdered the owner?
Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Woman   : Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is 
          quite stunned.
Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have 
          a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and 
hands it to the officer. The officer snaps opens the clutch purse 
and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t 
          have a license, that you stole this car, and that you 
          murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman   : Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!